date: Sat 21 Dec 2003 23:05 GMT
subject: Star Trek Rock Band ...and the bass player's this chick, and she's kinda hot, she always comes out in this gold bikini with green paint all over her body...
Hey you guys know the rock band KISS? The makeup, the flaming boots, it's hot, right? Well anyway my friends have a rock band, and it's kind of like KISS but the thing is- it's a STAR TREK rock band. That's HOT, right? Yeaaah. SO they're doing a show, and the bass player's this chick, and she's kinda hot, she always comes out in this gold bikini with green paint all over her body. Usually, her sister paints her up, but she's not there. So, I have to lather on this green paint all over her- and I'm a little freaked out about the whole thing. But, she grabs me and drags me off to the ladies' room, and I'm like slathering her up, getting it all over, and then the door opens- it's this 300 pound woman with a bag of Cheetos walking in and I'm like 'Uhhhhhhhhhhhh' and she looks down.. and without missing a beat she goes "no, you bitch - little circles, not back and forth!''