Neg Collection II

Gorgeous: To a 10: OMG... Your dropdead gorgeous! (Wussy voice, in awe.) Thats why I'm not going talk to you. (Playful voice.)

Grandma: Oh wow, Where did you get your purse (shoes, earrings, etc.)? Her: Blah. You: My grandma's birthday's coming up and she would love that...

Gum: Offer her gum. Her: No thanks. You: No really, take the gum.

Guy Expert: Her: All guys are jerks (etc.). You: WOW ... you must be a guy expert to say such an absolute statement. I bet you know everything about men. you must be able to walk up to a guy and know exactly what it takes to capture his heart and hold it in the palm of you hand for as long as you want. You probably know how to please him, how to wrap him around your finger and how to keep him wanting more. I should probably stay away from you!

Gym: You know, a few months in the gym and you could go from cute to attractive.

Gym: Add one more day in the gym and you'd be smokin'.

Gym, Resolution: Do you belong to a gym? (Most HB's do.) Her: Yes. You: Good. It looks like you are about halfway to fufilling that New Year's Resolution.

Hair, 80's: You (almost made) make that 80's haircut work.

Hair, Barber: I like your hairstyle. But you should let the barber do it next time.

Hair Color: Is that your real hair color? Her: Blah. You: Well it's still nice anyway.

Hair Direction: You should put your hair up/down (opposite of hers).

Hair, Euro: You: I like your hair style. HB: Thanks. You: Yeah, it's very european.

Hair Gel: Hey you remind me of a friend, she always wears the same amount of hair gel as you do.

Hair, Mullet: Heeeeeeey! Nice mullet! It's cute!

Hair, Oprah: Oprah used to have that hairstyle back in the mid 80's.

Hair, Shower: Hey, my hair looks like yours ... but only AFTER I get out of the shower. ... Have you tried Frizz-Ease.

Hair, Side: Is your hair real cos...I like one side better than the other? ...No way, it's a wig?!?!

Hair, Straight: Why have you done your hair like that? (in a calm voice)..It would look better straight/curly.

Hair, Waffle: What do you call THAT hairstyle?... The Waffle?

Hair Weather: I love your hair. Does the weather make it do that?

Hair, Wig: Is your hair real? Her: Blah. You: No waaay...it's a wig?!!?!

Handbag: Shiny silver handbag: Cool handbag. Did you spraypaint it yourself?

Hands Off: Bump into her: Hands off the merchandise.

Hat: Hey, nice hat. Her: Thanks. You: My grandfather has one just like it. Her: OMG, that wasn't nice at all! You: What are you talking about? I LOVE my grandpa!

Hate: I hate you. Her: Why?? You: I would have asked for your number but you're obvioulsy too drunk.

Height: Taller/shorter: So how is the weather up/down there?

Hi 5: She says something cool. Reach to give her a high five. As her hand gets closer move yours away. She'll miss: You dork! ...Let's do this again!

Hillbilly: You're cute. In a hillbilly sort of way.

Hot: You're not that hot but there's something about you that kind of intrigues me. (Be careful.)

Identify: Behind her: Hey Jack (George, Bob, etc.)! Her: (Turns around.) You: Oh I am sorry I thought you were my friend.

Imperfection: There's beauty in imperfection.

Incompetence: Holy shit. You really don't know what you're doing, do you?

Interesting: You're interesting. At least you're not that ugly.

Interrupt: Open the obstacle, To target: BTW, Don't interrupt. To Obstacle: How do you cope with her?

Interruption: Excuse me...May I finish my sentence first?

Introduction: Quit it! (Melodramatic voice.) Or I'm going call that guy over for you. (Playful, pointing to old or ugly man.)

Island You're definitely getting voted off the island!

Ketchup: Hey, you got something on your back... looks like ketchup.

Like: I don't (think I) like you.

Like This: To her friends: Is she ALWAYS like this?

Lips, Dance: I love how when you end in a "U" sound your lips dance around a bit.